Chest Hair Guy

photo credit: Jordan Klein

Imagine my shock when I stumbled upon a local photographer’s website found a guy who looked like the guy above.  Only the photographer had two gold chains and a shorter, curlier mullet.  The pictures on the site also included beauties that were most likely shot in the late 80s or early 90s, complete with purple satin prom dresses with poofy sleeves larger than what I’m thinking about for my wedding bouquet and waterfalls of permed curls.  It was TOTALLY RAD.  And totally crossed off my list.

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